I hate that I have to divorce myself from my deepest convictions on a daily basis.
Like, I had a customer tell me that he used to bash ‘poofters’ as casual recreation.
All I did was ask “Do you want another beer, Barry?” because money is a thing that I need, to not die, so I work in a country club.
And later I had a similar conversation with an actual police sergeant.
Also many Australians are deeply, and ironically, rascist.
Apparently @setheverman is beautiful as a woman and also with a beard! This isn’t fair. I’m officially declaring shenanigans.
Do both, please.
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Good.
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FUCK OFF WITH ASTROLOGY. I DONT WANT MY LIFE RULED BY HOW THE GODDAMN PLANETS AND STARS ARE FEELING TODAY. NOTHING TRULY CONTROLS MY FATE BUT ME.
Spoken like a true Scorpio
im a gnarly leo, bub
this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend
honestly what the fuck does this mean
“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”
GOOD ADVICE
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FUCK OFF WITH ASTROLOGY. I DONT WANT MY LIFE RULED BY HOW THE GODDAMN PLANETS AND STARS ARE FEELING TODAY. NOTHING TRULY CONTROLS MY FATE BUT ME.
all my dragonborns on their way to beat the shit out of rolff stone-fist in a fistfight as soon as they enter the windhelm and see that scene of him harassing a dunmer woman:
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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
- Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
- Have a friend with that problem
- Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
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people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
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I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.
PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7
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Of course it would be an open relationship. I couldn't, in all good conscience, deprive the world of the deliciousness of cheese. Also I quite like apples.
“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit...
I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate...
The performance that made everyone cry. R.I.P Queen of Soul (x)
Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both...
i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys
